I'm a writer. I have a huge dog. I like to watch Phineas & Ferb on Saturday mornings. I take my coffee with almond milk and sugar. I'm addicted to scrambled eggs cooked with soy sauce and Japanese sprinkles. I tend to wear solid colored clothes because I don't trust my fashion sense. I love sneakers and collect them like most women collect heels. I'm the queen of random excuses to avoid the gym. I play extremely violent video games. And I love advertising.