I'm a writer. I have a huge dog. And I have tattoos that tell the story of my life as a twin. I take my coffee with almond milk and sugar. I'm addicted to Chorizo and eggs. I wear solid colored clothes because I don't trust my fashion sense. I love sneakers and collect them like most women collect heels. I play extremely violent video games and challenge my partner to Rock Band Rock-Offs, that I regularly lose. And I love advertising.